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Busted Butt Slashing Suspect of the Day: Johnny D. Guillen Pimentel, whom authorities in Virginia suspect is the notorious Serial Butt Slasher, has been arrested in Lima, Peru.

Guillen, AKA “Corta Nalgas” (or “butt cutter”), is alleged to have slashed 13 young women across the buttocks while they were shopping in clothing stores.

“In each case, the suspect distracts his victim before cutting them. The victims have all been teenaged women or in their early 20s,” read a Fairfax County Police statement released last year.

Police have been on his trail since he was identified last September. He was known to have fled to Peru where his family resides.

[cnn / wapo.]

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    I remember this. Everyone was like, “Stay away from the mall! Don’t bend over! Watch your butts!” What a fucking weirdo.
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    The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the.. HASH...
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    that much of a problem with girls butts? I thought...enjoyable! I’m sorry they’ve wronged...
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    i can once again shop with...confidence of knowing my butt will not be slashed. hurray!
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    LOL BUTT SLASHER
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    And thus, we here...independent city just outside of...can...
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    THEY FINALLY GOT THE BASTARD LOL
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    wasn’t gonna get away with cutting MY ass!!!
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